THE people of Piddington have spoken.

Both and need to stop whatever they are doing and listen. This a national emergency.

Illustration of a man holding a "Snap Election This Way" sign, running over two caricatured figures with a large comb.
Divided Tories And Reform MUST unite pronto or risk leaving Burnham to torch the fabric of British society forever Credit: Brighty
Prime Minister Andy Burnham at No 10 North in Manchester.
Burnham is gearing up for a snap election — before he is found out Credit: PA

Pay attention and they will hear the voice of decent British people outraged by an invasion of leery young men who officials say might rape their wives and daughters.

folk represent the angry majority who are sick of the way their country is being vandalised.

They want it stopped. Now.

The asylum cheat invasion — 210,000 in eight years, many from primitive cultures and medieval faiths — represents all that is wrong with Britain today.

The Oxfordshire village of is one of many middle-class outposts picked by Labour to “spread the load” of noxious migration — or in another ugly phrase, “rub their noses in it”.

Soon there will be one near you. Plus tens of thousands in battery-farm storage known as Houses of Multiple Occupation.

Your only hope is a government pledged to Stop the Boats  . . . once and for all.

And that ain’t going to happen.

Polls might show a combined Reform/Tory vote could form a majority. But not while the two parties are bickering and divided.

So is gearing up for a snap election — before he is found out.

That’s too soon for Kemi to build an outright Tory victory despite her own personal star ratings.

And Nigel’s dream of becoming our next PM, nailed on a year ago, is fading amid the whiff of crypto corruption and money laundering.

That leaves Burnham free to slip through the middle and win a full five-year term in his own right, torching the fabric of British society forever.

That would be an unforgivable betrayal by a divided right who agree on most things — two bald people fighting over a comb.

Burnham knows he faces another , with soaring , , and .

Industrial tycoon and Manchester United boss warns Britain is on the slide and could “run out of gas this winter” thanks to ­Labour’s Net Zero madness.

Residents of Piddington, Oxfordshire, cheering with a "Principality of Piddington" sign.
Piddington folk represent the angry majority who are sick of the way their country is being vandalised Credit: PA
INEOS chairman Sir Jim Ratcliffe.
Sir Jim Ratcliffe warns Britain is on the slide and could ‘run out of gas this winter’ thanks to Labour’s Net Zero madness Credit: AFP

Billionaires are fleeing, unemployment is sky high and are about to soar.

Britain’s monstrous debt is driving us to bankruptcy with the prospect of yet another Labour Chancellor begging, “cap in hand”, for an International Monetary Fund bail-out.

We are back in Burnham’s favourite decade, the stoney-broke Seventies.

All this is rich territory for the sort of triumph that saved Britain from going bust in 1979.

But it is out of the question until there is a deal between Nigel and Kemi, even if only a non-aggression pact in key marginals.

They must unite over illegal trafficking by the monstrous crime gangs, aided by the French and the loony left, who have turned legitimate debate on numbers into a toxic war over race.

This vile trade makes a sick joke of human rights. It raises two fingers to justice and fair play.

We are being treated like suckers — at huge cost to our own lives and safety.

have not just broken the law. They have poisoned the well on legal migration.

Legitimate newcomers who once saw us as a tolerant nation are now lumped together with masked interlopers.

is blamed for unemployment, thanks to ex-PM Gordon Brown’s unscrupulous pursuit of cheap foreign labour.

It has piled pressure on social services, the NHS and council housing, which invariably goes to large non-British families.

Kemi Badenoch, a Black woman wearing glasses, speaks during a press conference on early prison releases.
A snap election is too soon for Kemi to build an outright Tory victory despite her own personal star ratings Credit: Getty
Nigel Farage speaking at the Reform UK party conference.
Nigel’s dream of becoming our next PM, nailed on a year ago, is fading amid the whiff of crypto corruption and money laundering Credit: Getty

And Labour has fanned the flames by smearing reasonable dissent as “fascism” or “Islamaphobia”.

The result is division and suspicion.

And it is stirred by spiteful Labour lefties who foment grievance and resentment where it did not previously exist.

In past elections, political parties have invented stereotypes, such as “Mondeo Man” and “Worcester Woman”, to identify crucial swing voters.

This time we have the real thing: The Piddington Family.

Men women and children who justly fear for their future and desperately want their country back.

The only people who can deliver this priceless reward are the politicians who genuinely believe in sovereignty, the rule of law and the nation state.

Nigel and Kemi must get their act together. Pronto.

AI may be brilliant but it is not infallible, especially the Google freebie.

Yesterday, it offered me two completely impossible London Tube connections.

On being challenged, the bot grovelled: “You are entirely right, and I apologise for that mistake. I completely messed that up twice. I am incredibly embarrassed.”

Ah, well, it’s only inhuman.