FORGET corsets or tummy-tucking Spanx – there’s a new eye-watering trend that will make you wince.
And need to book in regular wax appointments.
The saying goes, beauty is pain, but A-listers are bring a whole new meaning.
Celebrities from Jennifer Lopez to Naomi Campbell have taken to a new look of wearing ultra high cut and ultra pelvic exposing bodysuits.
Just to look at their all-in ones that look not too dissimilar to having your thong on back to front makes my whole body shivers in repulsion and in sympathy pain.
I’ve aptly christened this the wedgeshe.
Whilst J.Lo , 56, has been on her Up All Night tour in various locations including Spain, Italy and Poland she has taken to the stage wearing an extreme version of the wedgshe.
The rest of us wouldn’t dream of wearing something so revealing and tempting the fate of a god almighty “reveal”, but not our J.Lo.
She laughs in the face of exposing danger and continues to hop, skip and leap around stages with nearly everything on show.
Don’t get me wrong, the Jenny From The Block singer can pull it off her remarkable body but, if I were front row and in the face of, well, that – then I wouldn’t be able to concentrate.
Earlier this year model Naomi Campbell , 55, took to the catwalk for fashion brand Dsquared2 wearing a long sleeved, leather wedgeshe.
Complete with over the knee boots, her jutting hips were out of all to see as she strutted her stuff down the runway.
But yikes, the cocktail of that powerful walk (the best in the business), leather, hot lights and nylon tights could potentially result in cystitis.
Also accompanying her in February was rap power house, Doechii.
The 27-year-old US star wore her wedgeshe with heeled lace up boots and a waist belt.
How she could breathe, let alone rap, with all that restrictive gear on it beyond me.
Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley made her never-ending legs look even longer in February at a post-BAFTA Vogue party.
The 38-year-old mum of two looked sensational in a black leather wedgeshe with sheer black tights, six inch stilettos and a fluffy shawl.
The feathered cover-up does seem a little bit unnecessary considering everything else is exposed, but this is fashion after all.
When Dua Lipa signed up to be the face of fashion and beauty brand Yves Saint Laurent, I’m sure wearing a wedgeshe wasn’t listed in the T’s&C’s.
But the trooper that she is, the 29-year-old strapped into her belted number that not only was suffocating on the pelvic area but also had cut outs at the side for one of the brands campaigns.
I’m no marketing genius but I doubt anyone was looking at the lipgloss they were selling – or was it mascara?
Other wedgeshe fans include Ashely Roberts , 43, who wore a daring look to Fashion Week and of course, if there’s a controversial trend you know Bianca Sensori has tried it.
The 30-year-old however didn’t go for the chastity belt style, but a somewhat more breathable apron style, but still in it was made of rubber.
If this trend continues to grow, I urge you high street brands and shoppers to not start making wedegshe looks for party season.
Keep your standards high and your privates private.
