A MUSIC venue has been accused of taking the pee by flogging a “celebrity urinal”.
The Green Door Store venue in Brighton is selling a 14-year-old urinal used by rock stars.
This star-struck urinal – used by the likes of Matty Healy and Sam Fender – could be yours for £179
The 1975’s Matty Healy is claimed to have used the urinalCredit: Alamy
Singer Sam Fender, is another claimed user of the club’s looCredit: Getty
Bids opened at £179 on , with the venue offering fans a new way to get close to their favourite singers.
The blurb on the ad reads: “Well, who hasn’t p*****d in it? It’s with (some) confidence we can boast notable urinators such as , Mac Demarco, and potentially, even the guy that plays .
“Just how many gallons has the poor workhorse chugged over its 15 years tenure?
“By the looks of the puddles on the floor after a club night, maybe not as many as you might imagine.
“Our bar staff are surely going to miss scrubbing down the old guy, cleaning out chunks of vomit, and sadly, the occasional poo – but all good things must come to an end, and it’s time to send him to a new home that can give the care & affection it needs.
“It’s with a heavy heart we thank this noble soldier for its service, but it’s time to say goodbye.
“This is your once in a lifetime chance to own something truly one of a kind & the true epitome of rock n roll.”
Graeme Taylor of Brighton told The Sun: “It’s not exactly ‘s wardrobe as a historical artefact, is it.
“But someone will stump up for this urinal, I bet. What a p*** take.”
STARS WHO MIGHT HAVE USED THE URINAL
- Slash
- Pee Pee King
- Piddle Richard
- Wet Wet Wet
- Midge Urinal
- Red Hot Chili Peckers
- Armitage Shank Williams
Eze Chidiebere Paul
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