I'm a Brothel Manager: Here Are 4 Strict Rules You Absolutely Must Follow—One Guest Learned the Hard Way After Bringing Unusual Pets!

Published on November 08, 2025 at 01:28 PM
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A BROTHEL manager has revealed the four very strict rules clients and staff must follow.

Not only this, but , 31, acknowledged instances where the “house rules” have been broken – including the time one woman smuggled in some very random .

NINTCHDBPICT001037028578The manager of one of Europe‘s biggest legal brothels has shared the four rules clients and staff have to followCredit: TikTok/@kate.denoire NINTCHDBPICT001037028581And no, Catherine De Noir, 31, doesn’t mention health checks, but instead, it’s about clothing, witchcraft and moreCredit: TikTok/@kate.denoire

Posting on , Catherine, who is manager of one of ‘s biggest legal , shared an insight into what actually happens in the world of legalised , as she wrote: “Rules in our legal brothel that have been broken at least once.”

First things first, the explained that no are allowed on the premises of the brothel she manages.

But Catherine, who has an academic background in organisational , acknowledged that this rule has been broken before – and no, it wasn’t with a or even a .

In fact, Catherine, who shared the bizarre way this rule was ignored, as she claimed: “Yet one woman managed to smuggle in an entire fish tank.”

Not only are of any kind not allowed, but customers must wear “appropriate ” whilst at the brothel.

However, this rule has also been ignored, as Catherine, who has worked in the industry for nine years, added: “Yet once we let in a customer who showed up in a full polar bear .”

As well as inappropriate outfits on the no-no list, is also forbidden.

But Catherine, who has seen and walk through the brothel’s door, recognised what caused this rule to be made in the first place.

She explained: “We had to create this rule because some workers were sprinkling sugar around the club to ward off spirits.”

Finally, the , , shared the fourth “strict rule” her brothel promotes.

It doesn’t have anything to do with payment methods or checks, instead, it involves light bulbs not being touched or moved.

Catherine admitted that this rule was created after a shocking incident where “one worker managed to set a lamp on fire.”

Woman in oversized white shirt.Catherine De Noir has worked in the industry for almost a decadeCredit: Instagram/@catherine_de_noire Woman in black dress posing on a teal ottoman.She once saw a woman smuggle in a fish tankCredit: Instagram/@catherine_de_noire

Social media users react

Catherine’s clip, which was posted under the username @ kate.denoire , has clearly left many open-mouthed, as it has quickly racked up 364,200 views.

One user wrote: “Am I the only one who wants to just listen to all these stories for a night? Now that’s my kind of TED Talk.”

Are brothels legal in the UK?

There has been a growing debate in the UK about whether brothels should be legalised, following the emergence of pop-up brothels across the country. These temporary establishments, often set up in residential areas, have sparked concerns among local communities and law enforcement agencies. The current legal framework in the UK criminalises the operation of brothels, but individual sex work is permitted. This has led to a complex and often problematic situation for those involved in the industry.

Advocates for legalising brothels argue that regulation could improve safety and working conditions for sex workers. By bringing the industry out of the shadows, they believe that sex workers would have better access to health services and legal protection, reducing the risks of exploitation and violence. Furthermore, regulated brothels could be subject to health and safety standards, ensuring a safer environment for both workers and clients.

On the other hand, opponents of legalisation worry that it could lead to an increase in human trafficking and exploitation. They argue that normalising the sex industry might encourage more people to become involved in it, both as workers and clients. Additionally, there are concerns about the impact on local communities, with fears that legalised brothels could lead to an increase in crime and antisocial behaviour in residential areas.

As the debate continues, it is clear that there are no easy answers. Balancing the rights and safety of sex workers with the concerns of local communities and broader societal impacts remains a complex challenge. Policymakers will need to carefully consider the potential benefits and drawbacks of legalising brothels in the UK, taking into account the experiences of other countries that have taken similar steps.

Whilst another penned: “I have so many questions.”

But at the same time, many were left particularly bewildered by the woman smuggling in her fish tank.

I thought it would be that someone smuggled in their dog or something. Why a fish tank???

TikTok user

One person said: “Nothing but respect to the person who managed to transport a fish tank while staying hidden.”

Another asked: “Can we go back to the thing?”

A third commented: “I’m sorry, did you say a fish tank?”

Meanwhile, someone else gasped: “I thought it would be that someone smuggled in their or something. Why a fish tank???”

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