Spurs bosses looking for lackey to help stars like Harry Kane pay their bills

SPURS bosses are looking for a lackey to help stars like Harry Kane and Hugo Lloris pay their gas bills.

And the employee will assist their wives and girlfriends in navigating the stadium car park on match days.

The Premier League giants want a player care officer to help the pampered stars buy or rent cars, source houses, and even set up bank accounts and manage their utility and mortgage bills.

An ad for the post reveals: “Assist players with managing aspects of their personal life such as payment & management of utility bills, mortgage payments, travel documents, banking.

“Support in organising vehicle rental or purchases, when required. Attend home fixtures to assist in the Player Family and Guest Lounge, assist in movements to and from car parks, conduct player escort, guest escort, and liaise with ticket office for player complimentary ticket issues and amendments

“Manage injured player requests for matchdays. Support First Team Coaches with ad hoc requests relating to assistance with utility bills, signposting to rental or leasing companies for housing, cars and other matters.”

The worker should speak a foreign language like French or Spanish and the “position will involve working irregular hours including evenings, weekends, and bank holidays, so a flexible candidate is sought”.

And the ad continues: “Liaise with players’ families and help to acclimatise to transfers and relocations, including arranging tours, property visits, airport collections, overnight stays if required.”

The successful candidate will be someone who “gets things done, delivers to highest of standards, takes responsibility” and has a “respect for player confidentiality”, plus being “empathetic and compassionate”.