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Because the Princess Diana biopic starring Kristen Stewart wasn’t already every layer of WTF, actress Amy Manson has been cast to play Anne Boleyn in it. Yes, THAT, Anne Boleyn. My guess is that the ghost of Anne Boleyn appears at the beginning and i...

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And now for a highly important update about a highly important earth angel. Betty White’s publicist would like all of us to know that she’s doing okay during quarantine, and has spent her pandemic days doing crossword puzzles, reading, watching TV, w...

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Bill and Melinda Gates’ marriage has reportedly been as dead as Zune for a while now, and apparently, Bill’s connection to Jeffrey Epstein did everything but help things. Why do I have a feeling that Ghislaine Maxwell is going to call up Microsoft’s ...

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Casamigos, who?! Chateau Miraval, what?! THE QUEEN is getting further into the celebrity booze business by putting out a new line of royal-branded beer, as well as a new variety of gin. Cut to the shipping department walking into the warehouse to shi...

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Jaleel White says that when he first played the iconic Steve Urkel on Family Matters, the main cast wasn’t that welcoming since he was supposed to be on for just one episode. Well, I hope that when he was made a regular and more people started watchi...

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Because people are trying to dig for some ESCANDALONESS in the split of Bill and Melinda Gates, the old news that he had long annual weekends with his ex-girlfriend and asked for her permission to marry Melinda has been brought up. While asking your ...

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The Samantha-less revival of Sex and the City that nobody has asked for will be more diverse and will feature three women of color as regulars. The creators know they can’t tell a story with an all-white cast because “it’s not reflective of New York....

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The locks on Noah Centineo’s head are breathing out a zillion sighs of relief today, because they will not get the life bleached out of them since he is no longer playing 80s panty creaming icon He-Man in Sony’s Masters of the Universe movie. Noah’s ...

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The child-molesting, smirking, off-brand demented Cabbage Patch Doll that is Josh Duggar got arrested in Arkansas and is being held in federal custody without bail. As to why that smug turd was finally put into handcuffs, it’s not known, but it could...

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Webster’s announced today that the word “oversharing” has been changed to “Tyrese-ing” after Tyrese and his girlfriend of just two months, Zelie Timothy, posted a video of him shaving her pubes. I know, I should stop. This is obviously true love. No,...

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