An Anti-Gay Hungarian Politician Resigned After Being Caught At A 25-Man Gang Bang In Belgium

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Another anti-gay bigot has revealed himself to be a raging homo but he was caught with more than just his pants down. A Hungarian politician named Jozsef Szajer was found to be breaking coronavirus quarantine rules by attending a 25-man orgy. He was found out after he tried to escape by climbing out a window like something out of the weirdest Benny Hill episode ever.

Business Insider says that Josef Szajer was a member of the European Parliament representing Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban’s Fidesz party. But he resigned after police busted up a gay orgy he was attending last Friday in Brussels. Jozsef–who helped rewrite Hungary’s constitution to define marriage as between a man and a woman–admitted to breaking Belgium’s strict lockdown rules by going to a 25-man sex party. A Belgian police source explained to the local newspaper, La Dernière Heure:

“We interrupted a gang bang.”

When coronavirus is over a porn studio absolutely needs to turn that quote into a series.

Officers were called to the party after getting complaints of a “night-time disturbance.” The public prosecutor’s office said that when authorities arrived they caught Jozsef as he climbed out a first-floor window and was spotted running away. Well, we know that Jozsef was probably one of the tops at that orgy. Because if he was a bottom I don’t know how he’d have the lower-body strength remaining to climb out a window after a 25-man orgy. The authorities also found narcotics in Jozsef’s belongings but he claims not to have taken any drugs. The public prosecutor’s office said:

“A passer-by reported to the police that he had seen a man fleeing along the gutter; he was able to identify the man. The man’s hands were bloody. It is possible that he may have been injured while fleeing. Narcotics were found in his backpack. The man was unable to produce any identity documents. He was escorted to his place of residence, where he identified himself as S. J. (1961) by means of a diplomatic passport.”

Jozsef tried to explain the orgy as a “private party” and apologized. He also denied using his diplomatic position to get out of trouble and claimed he only said he was a member of the European Parliament as a means of identifying himself:

“After the police asked for my identity–since I did not have ID on me–I declared that I was a MEP… The police continued the process and finally issued an official verbal warning and transported me home. I deeply regret violating the Covid restrictions, it was irresponsible on my part. I am ready to stand for the fine that occurs.”

Jozsef is also married, to a woman obviously, and the two have a grown daughter. He apologized to everyone in his resignation and asked that they not judge him on one moment of gayness and instead focus on his thirty years of homophobia. Kidding, not really, via Queerty:

“I apologize to my family, to my colleagues, to my voters. I ask them to evaluate my misstep on the background of thirty years of devoted and hard work. The misstep is strictly personal, I am the only one who owes responsibility for it. I ask everyone not to extend it to my homeland, or to my political community.”

This story is a tale as old as time, but at least Lady G now knows that if he ever attends a big gay orgy, he should keep a step stool by the window and have a getaway car waiting outside.

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