Chris Evans knows how to churn up some attention. When his dick pic accidentally blew the Internet up, he turned it into an opportunity to raise voting awareness. Chris recently shared a picture of his dog Dodger and in that picture, the dog is definitely thinking, “Your nipple is totally trying to take the attention away from ME!”
Chris Evans is all about his rescue dog Dodger. I don’t know about rescuing a dog, but what I want him to do to me certainly involves the word “pound” if you know what I’m saying. Chris has shown off Dodger before including their awww-inducing first meeting. And a couple of days ago, Chris shared a picture of Dodger resting his head on Chris’ furry tits and Chris’ tattoo of Dodger’s name.
Chris’ nipple tried it because that picture is still of DODGER (featuring Captain America’s nip), and not the other way around.
If this is the quality of thirst traps that Chris Evans is going to continue to lay down, I think we found a glimmer of hope in 2020. Maybe if Chris Pratt took more pictures like this we MIGHT stop thinking he was the Worst Chris. Although, Chris Pratt would probably just post the pic of his pooch to ask someone on Twitter to please take the dog from him.