33-year-old Zac Efron trended on Twitter last week as he appeared on Earth Day! The Musical, Bill Nye‘s climate change awareness musical. Zac seemed to have done a lot of growing, but not like when he suddenly Hulked out and leveled up from the Twunk Jock of my teenage desires and turned into a Baywatch Muscle-Himbo. It was actually Zac’s jawline that got our attention because it looked like he’d gone to the doctor and slid in some silicone cartilage which was listed in the catalog as “The Rob Lowe.” But E! News reports that Zac’s Aussie friend and radio host, Kyle Sandilands of The Kyle and Jackie O Show, said that Zac would never fuck with his beauty because his face is “like a Picasso.”
Here’s the video that got many people thinking that Zac’s face got touched by a plastic surgeon’s scalpel recently:
— Yuri G (@ohgofys) April 24, 2021
Zac has been in Australia filming his new show for Netflix, Down To Earth With Zac Efron, and it seems that he’s loving it as he’s reportedly listed his Los Angeles home for $5.5 million and there were rumors he may move there last year. But while Zac made changes to where he’s based, Kyle was adamant that he hasn’t made changes to his face, saying, “I would know if he’d had any plastic surgery.”
Oh, Kyle is in the group chat, I guess? But he clearly loves his bestie Zac because he hyped him up like a 15-year-old pubescent me:
“It’s like getting a Picasso and having a kid finger paint all over it. Why bother?”
Kyle also confirmed that Zac and his Australian girlfriend, Vanessa Valladares, have broken up.
But did Kyle just say “why bother” in relation to cosmetic surgery? He’s lucky he lives in Australia because if he were on the same continent as Kris Jenner she would have felt his blasphemy through her toes and set him ablaze with her mind like Hereditary.
E! News also pointed out that Zac had his jaw wired shut in 2013 after he slipped on a puddle outside his house. Well, who cares if Zac got work done or didn’t? Regardless, if there’s ever a High School Musical high school reunion he’ll still be considered as doing better than Vanessa “Inevitable Death” Hudgens.