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Holly, The Track Star Dog of Logan, Utah!

Usain Bolt. Carl Lewis. Paavo Nurmi. Flo-Jo. Jackie Joyner-Kersee. They all stand at the top of the highest echelon of track and field royalty and now they have some company in Holly! April 24, 2021 is the day that I found out that even a little dog is better at running than me. Although, every single little dog in the land is better at running than me. Shit, even a dead sloth is better at running than me. But Holly is one of the greats!

The Salt Lake City Tribune says that last week, the Grizzly Invitational went down in Logan, Utah. During the last leg of the 4X200 relay, Gracie Laney of Logan High School was in the lead and could see the finish line before her when a last-minute competitor joined the race and destroyed Gracie’s champion dreams by beating her! Gracie says that she had her eye on the prize when she felt a bolt of lightning behind her and at first, she thought it was one of the other human runners, but then realized that a dog was coming for her win. As she continued to run, Gracie started to fill with worry because she didn’t want the dog to bite her and also didn’t want to step on the pooch. But Gracie did end up stepping on the dog’s leash and probably because she wanted to slow that speedrunner down so Holly wouldn’t snatch her win!

“I’d say probably about the 50-meters [mark], I could feel something coming on me, and I thought it was a person. I thought it was the runner,” Laney said. “And then I kind of realized that it was really small.”

Laney said that after she noticed the dog running next to her, she tried to focus on finishing the race. But she was also hoping the dog wouldn’t attack her and also that she wouldn’t step on it with her spiked track shoes. She only stepped on the dog’s leash, she said.

As you can tell by the video, Holly is hanging out with her humans on the lawn before she gets away from them and joins the race. Yahoo! says that Holly belongs to the family of an athlete from another school. Logan High School won the relay, but the real winner was Holly who ran the final 100 meters of the race in 10.5 seconds. For comparison, Usain Bolt currently holds the record for the tastest 100m with 9.58 seconds. Usain Bolt definitely feels the feeling of dread behind him and that’s Holly coming for his record!

Here’s the clip that will play at the 2021 ESPY Awards when Holly wins Best Champion Performance:

Next stop is: THE OLYMPICS! Although, I expect the other Olympians to become highly jealous of Holly’s impeccable arfletic skills and plant vials of pGH (puppeh growth hormone) in her snack bag and accuse her of doping! Yup, when you’re the queen, bitches gotta try to take you down, but they need to catch Holly first!

Pic: YouTube

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