Welp, Halle Berry‘s baby bangs somehow wound up not being the worst hair decision of the week as Justin Bieber debuted a new style in some Instagram pictures showing off his hot new dreadlocks. That’s right, they’re back! The hideously tangled tendrils which Justin tried in a bleach blonde form back in 2016 have resurfaced with a vengeance the strength of which we haven’t seen since Gone Girl. I think this is what Chet Haze was talking about when he burped up “White Boy Summer.”
Page Six says that 27-year-old Justin was on vacation with his wife, 24-year-old Hailey Bieber, when these snaps were taken. It seems that much like Monica from Friends and lots of other caucasian housewives who have a few Piña Coladas on the beach and lose their whole minds like a college co-ed on a diet of cocaine and Adderall, Justin went somewhere tropical and got dreads:
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Since Justin had just sampled Martin Luther King Jr. in his album Justice–which had nothing to do with racial justice and may or may not be an R&B album depending on what Justin tells us–Black people were very welcoming of the idea of Justin turning his hair into Sideshow Bob’s stoner twink cousin. Just kidding. Much of Twitter hates it, of course:
Justin Bieber has moved into a white people dreadlocks phase. I am indefinitely withdrawing my support for the pop singer until this misadventure concludes.
— PPV (@PPVJulian) April 26, 2021
justin sweetheart you have to understand that to support black people and the anti racism movement you have to be coherent to what you preach and that means not doing cultural appropriation ever
dreadlocks do not look good on you @justinbieber
— livia | cr: lâmina da assassina ✨ (@nseidenadaoxe) April 26, 2021
Justin needs to look into why dreadlocks are considered to be cultural appropriation. If he educated himself on this topic, he wouldn't be doing it
— འ •*.ღ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ out now (@Groovybiebz) April 26, 2021
Justin has said that he’s not trying to become a minister, so with his hair looking like this and all that religious stuff he’s spouting, I guess his career move is turning into the homeless guy who shouts religious epithets at people on the street? I mean… okay, I think it pays less than a millionaire pop star though.
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