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Open Post: Hosted By The Wall-Jumping Pug Of Nashville image
Open Post: Hosted By The Wall-Jumping Pug Of Nashville image
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December 6, 2020 / Posted by: Natasha Most dogs, upon seeing their human leave the house, shift their mighty determination from “Hump mom’s leg and demand a neck rub even though she’s trying to sound respectable during her Zoom presentation” to “Bolt...



A Kangaroo Attacked An Australian Jogger Because She Was Wearing Sarah Jessica Parker’s Perfume image
A Kangaroo Attacked An Australian Jogger Because She Was Wearing Sarah Jessica Parker’s Perfume image
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December 4, 2020 / Posted by: Emily Kangaroos. Cute, bouncy marsupials that outnumber people in Australia 2 to 1. Surely they must get along with humans, right? Right?! Well, not always. Last weekend, Melbourne mom of two, Tracey Noonan, went out for...



Cher Met And Serenaded The “World’s Loneliest Elephant” In Cambodia image
Cher Met And Serenaded The “World’s Loneliest Elephant” In Cambodia image
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November 30, 2020 / Posted by: Emily Goddammit, my eye holes are leaking over this story. As we all know, Queen Cher is an octuple threat – singer, actress, natural beauty, LGBTQIA+ icon, patriot, thief, wordsmith, and crimefighter. But did you know...



Open Post: Hosted By Shredder, The Water-Loving Rescue Raccoon image
Open Post: Hosted By Shredder, The Water-Loving Rescue Raccoon image
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November 25, 2020 / Posted by: Emily Meet Shredder, the pet rescue raccoon who both loooves water and refuses to believe that it’s a liquid, not a solid. In a recent video posted by his human, Shredder uses his cute little paws and teeny tiny mouth i...



Election Day Open Post: Hosted By Animals Predicting The Next POTUS image
Election Day Open Post: Hosted By Animals Predicting The Next POTUS image
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November 3, 2020 / Posted by: Emily Animals. They’re incredibly lucky, because they don’t know shit about politics. What’s voting? Electoral fraud’s some kind of squeaky toy, right? Are “proud boys” the ones who feed me? So I’m a touch confused as to...